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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARBARA STANWYCK!
JULY 16TH 1907 - FOREVER
"We are all very privileged people. The good lord gave us that much more - to walk ahead of somebody. And he showed us how to do it, and we did it. But we’re survivors. But we didn’t do it on our own, we didn’t do it on our own. The man upstairs was pushing me.”
Arturo is a 29-year-old male polar bear currently living in Argentina’s Mendoza Zoo. He is suffering in 40C (104F) heat in an enclosure that has just 20 inches of water for him to swim in and has as a consequence been displaying worrying behavior.
Please sign this petition or at least spread the word in order to have Arturo transferred to a zoo in Canada which has better facilities for an animal that is used to polar conditions.
Please sign this please please PLEASE
The British Film Industry announced today that projects wishing to receive funding must first meet industry guidelines designed to foster diversity both on-screen and behind the scenes. If money has to talk, at least it’s saying something useful for once.
The new diversity quotas will operate on a “three-tick” principle, and require participating productions to meet at least “two ticks” by showcasing a wider swath of socioeconomic backgrounds as well as disabled persons and individuals of different races and sexual orientations. In addition to qualifying productions for BFI funding, under the new measures producers who meet standards will have an opportunity to enter a lottery to fund greater diversity in their projects.
One can only hope America would get onboard with something like this!